No Long Hair For Men in North Korea

In an article that tries to be a little too cute regarding North Korea's ban on men having any head hair longer than two inches is the following item:

The dictum claims that long hair hampers brain activity by taking oxygen away from nerves in the head.

North Korea's campaign does not mention any rules for women and gives no explanation as to why their long hair would not result in reduced brain activity.

I wonder if Madison's Socialist groupies will now be cutting their hair. Kim Jong Il says it's the right thing to do.

PS. Blogger and I are having difficulties getting links pasted in.

Update: Linking tool fixed and link to original article provided.