My Fake Christmas Present, Continued

After a week of not hearing from the seller where I should return my counterfeit Barbour coat (and having gloriously received a refund via PayPal), I emailed the seller to inquire as to what's up? The response was that I could either ship the coat back or keep it for $35. (This is a list $328 item.)

I am now wearing a fake Barbour coat. The Progeny also decided to take my old, genuine coat; once it's shipped to the repair department and has FOUR inches added to the sleeves.