Spring Break

We are off this morning to collect the Progeny from the Twin Cities and bring him home for Spring Break. His stated intention is to sleep. We will afford him all opportunities to fulfill his wishes.

We anticipate doing what as come to be known in our household as an "up and back." That is a one day, eight hour round trip. Pish. I can tell you who will be doing the driving today.

My one chance to stretch this into maybe a two day affair is if I can get the Espousa to go to that sexist, anti-woman home retailer Ikea.